Here goes my pledge to you:
I will NEVER EVER give a single penny to you. Nothing can be more disgusting than tuning in to your station and spending the lunch hour listening to your imitation of an aggressive beggar (who, by the way, ends his routine once you "donate" to him).
I hope Congress not only defunds you guys, but finds a way to shut you down altogether.
Best of luck with your pledge campaign!
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